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Trailer Reviews

Movie Trailers: Their purpose is to entice you to see the latest and greatest movie that is coming soon to a theater near you. They catch your attention with dazzling action or special effects, hilarious humor, or powerful emotions, and have you asking for more.

But what about those trailers that completely repell you, and have you begging for them to stop? They give you a glimpse of something you have absolutely no desire to see; they insult your intelligence; they provoke questions like, "why are movies like this made!??"

This brings us to the Movie Goodness trailer reviews. We review movies strictly by their trailers, because subjecting anyone into actually watching one of these movies would be cruel and unusual punishment. We also provide each trailer for you to watch, so you can experience the horror of it for yourself.


The Tuxedo Swimfan  
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie The Core  
Termintor 3: Rise of the Machines    

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