Shawn
JB
JB:
(Laughing hysterically).
Shawn:
This movie is supposed to be a scary Fatal Attraction like
thriller. Well, I can say that the trailer really did scare me,
into shielding my eyes and ears from the shear horror of this blatantly
bad movie. Swimfan is much like another thriller, Fear.
It was called "Fatal Attraction at the prom," and although
it was a copycat like Swimfan, at least Wahlberg's creepy
performance made it entertaining. Plus "Fatal Attraction at
the swimming pool" doesn't really have that special ring to
it. "Fatal Attraction at the deep end" is a possibility....
JB:
(still chuckling) But you'll never hear anyone say "Let me
in the pool!" At the end of this movie, I bet she hangs herself
from the diving board with one of those safety buoy lines in the
deep end.
Shawn:
Alright, my main objection with this movie is that it sounds completely
uncreative: Boy meets girl. Girl gives up the booty. Boy enjoys
booty but is not willing to trade for steady girlfriend. Girl doesn't
like the rejection; ignores the rejection; proceeds to take over
boys life. Seduces boy with subtle charms like getting him kicked
off the swim team; attempting to kill his girlfriend. Doesn't understand
why he won't reciprocate.
Let the trailer speak for itself. This is a movie for teenyboppers
who go to see the movie because they think the lead actor is "dreamy."
JB:
Or for all those nerds who thought they'd join the swimteam to get
hot chicks to hit on them. Yeah man, girls totally dig fully shaved
guys... maybe you can share razors! (starts laughing again).
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