JB

Look at all the people producing this film, and you'll know something's wrong. I can imagine it now...

"Hey Rob, do you have any 8's?"

"No Steve, but you know what? We should produce a piece of crap monster movie. What do you think Sally?"

"Go fish, I mean, that sounds great. Here's my 5 dollars."

Zarkorr comes down to Earth from aliens to cause some joyous havoc. In a long line of Godzilla spoofs, there's still only Godzilla. Watch Zarkorr crush, kill, destroy, and get blinded by light for 5 gripping minutes. Watch also for post movie interviews with the director, star, set designer, and music conductor (same guy).

PEOPLE WHO PROBABLY SIT AROUND AND PLAY GO-FISH: Dreamworks Executives, screenwriters for World's Wildest Police Videos, Top Level Government Personnel (keeps good hand-eye coordination), Eminem, Dre, and Snoop.

BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH 5 DOLLARS: Save for your kids college fund, Give to homeless shelters, A #9 with a fiesta burrito at Taco Bell, Buy all the Soul Asylum CD's.

Rent the DVD