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| Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) |
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JB Shawn JB: You'd think this would be a turkey, and it is. Jean Claude goes back to beat up on the superhuman creator program that has somehow transformed into a superhuman karate expert and…. Ah you get the point. Goldberg stars as the comic relief. And that's a sad thing. Shawn: Worst movie ever. Well, maybe not, but it sure is close. I guess I would rather watch this than Ghost Dad or Three Ninjas Kick Back. I give the half star to Goldberg for his leap off the building - trying to jump on top of truck but missing - and hitting pavement scene. Fast forward the movie, watch that 3 second long scene, have a chuckle, and dispense with the rest of the movie. |
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