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All
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©
Shawn Lyons and JB Flinders.
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| Universal
Soldier: The Return (1999) |
JB
Shawn
JB: You'd
think this would be a turkey, and it is. Jean Claude goes back to
beat up on the superhuman creator program that has somehow transformed
into a superhuman karate expert and…. Ah you get the point. Goldberg
stars as the comic relief. And that's a sad thing.
Shawn:
Worst movie ever. Well,
maybe not, but it sure is close. I guess I would rather watch this
than Ghost Dad or Three Ninjas Kick Back. I give the
half star to Goldberg for his leap off the building - trying to jump
on top of truck but missing - and hitting pavement scene. Fast forward
the movie, watch that 3 second long scene, have a chuckle, and dispense
with the rest of the movie.
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Rent the DVD
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Buy the Poster
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Credits:
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Director:
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Mic Rodgers
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Producers:
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Craig Baumgarten, Allen
Shapiro, Jean-Claude Van Damme
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Written By:
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Richard Rothstein, Christopher
Leitch, Dean Devlin, William Malone, John Fasano
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Cast:
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Jean-Claude Van Damme
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Michael Jai White
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Heidi Schanz
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Xander Berkeley
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Bill Goldberg!
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