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| Stop! Or
My Director Will Shoot Himself (1992) |
JB
Ivan Reitman?
What are you thinking?!?
Mom (Getty,
body doubled by Bea Arthur) visits cop son (Stallone, body doubled
by Treat Williams) who lives in Cop Land
(movie, just a movie). Mom witnesses crime and stays to fix her
son's life, and this movie. Unfortunately, nothing but a shredder
could fix this movie, and I don't mean the Ninja Turtle kind. Or
maybe I do. Nothing, and I mean nothing, could make this movie interesting,
short of any Oedipal comments I could make, which would make this
movie Stop or My Mom is Caligula. If you own this, destroy
it before your children get made fun of at school.
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REASONS YOUR KID GETS MADE FUN OF: Fatter
than other kids, slower than other kids, has facial hair and is female,
naked pictures of parents on internet, been in same grade for 5 straight
years, last name Bush or Hancock. |
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Buy the Poster
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Credits:
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Director:
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Roger Spottiswoode
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Producers:
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Michael C. Gross, Joe Medjuck,
Ivan Reitman
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Written By:
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Blake Snyder, William Osborne,
William Davies
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Music By:
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Alan Silvestri
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Director of Photography:
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Frank Tidy
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Cast:
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Sylvester Stallone
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Estelle Getty
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JoBeth Williams
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Roger Rees
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Martin Ferrero
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