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very clear - I don't have rage. I'm a happy guy. You see this
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Shawn 
JB
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Shawn:
I was apprehensive to go to this one, and was mocking the ones who
were excited to see it. I thought it was going to suck and after
the mandatory beginning action scene I was almost positive it was
going to suck. The first five minutes isn't very impressive, but
don't let that throw you. Exit Wounds has a decent story,
where Seagal is transferred to a police precinct in the bad part
of town, and he works with a few do-gooders to clean up the corrupt
police force. Good collection of characters and the movie spreads
out the movie time evenly between them. Tom Arnold is brought in
for comic relief and is a welcome addition. The real treat of this
movie though is the action sequences. Some really cool stuff, although
some of it is laugh-worthy (like the Seagal jumping over speeding
car with what looks like a pillow stuffed in his shirt). Good action,
good laughs, Seagal's best alongside Under Siege.
JB: REVIEWERS
NOTE: For those of you wondering, he was mocking me (and my mother)
for the choice of movie. By his review, you can once again see that
no one knocks on my mom's taste... except me.
After being
Cinematographer Extraordinare, Bartkowiak once again steps into
directors' shoes and directs a fine action film. His sense of action
stylings and pacing is adept, and his fight scene choreography exceeds
most other action films in recent memory. He does seem to have some
weakness in plot development and maintenance, but hey, no one's
going to the movies for that. Other than that, DMX and Seagal decide
to step up the action and put forth fine performances. Anthony Anderson
(who I feel outshines Tom Arnold) provides effective side humor,
and Seagal gets his chops in as well (in more ways than one). Look
for production by Joel Silver, who just loves to break things and
blow stuff up. Watch for the same cast in the next 3 Bartkowiak
films.
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