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Commando (1985)

Arnold defeats the second wave of bad guys Arnold as a one man army kills absolutely everyone in sight.

JB

Shawn

JB: This movie was good even though Shawn continually repeats every line from it.

Shawn: That's because it's pure goodness baby. What other movie has such enjoyable lines as, "I eat green berets for breakfast, and right now, I'm very hungry!"

JB: See what I mean? Arnold races after lost daughter, Alyssa Milano (pre tan in a can), to rescue her from kidnapper Dan Hedaya (post tan in a can). Along the way he kills 60 some odd people without a scratch. Pure Mark L. Lester magic. And good clean family fun.

Shawn: Kills 60 some odd people? More like 160. Don't you love that part when Arnold (Matrix) is holding that small bad guy over the cliff by his leg?... "Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last? -- "That's right Matrix you did!" -- "I lied" -- "oooola laaaaaaa" SPLAT.

JB: Stop that.


Audio Clips:
"...I eat Green Berets for breakfast..." (explicit potty-mouth)
"Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last?..."
"Attention all units,..." (explicit potty-mouth)
"Who the hell are you huh?!...."
 

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Credits:
Director:
Mark L. Lester
Producer:
Joel Silver
Screenplay:
Steven E. DeSouza
Music By:
James Horner
Cast:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Rae Dawn Chong
Alyssa Milano
Dan Hedaya