JB

Shawn

JB: AKA How the general public can get suckered by word-of-mouth. This movie reeks of obnoxious characters, complete lack of suspense, predictable endings, and camerawork that my younger sister could put to shame. Yes, I know, it was supposed to look like a B-film, but it didn't have to suck like one. Here's a quick sumup. Plot: threesome go researching supernatural, get lost, discover supernatural, start getting killed, bitch, cry, moan, and bitch some more, (thankfully) die in poorly foreshadowed fashion. Enjoy.

P.S. The female lead did not, and will not ever, get nominated for something.

Shawn: If someone tells you to watch this at night with the lights out, they're probably just giving you a good suggestion for a sleep inducer. One word sums up the feeling I had while watching this: bored. I thought I'd at least get some chills of some kind from this movie since it's supposed to be a horror movie,... no dice. Watch the three complain about the map and being lost all through the movie, yawn uncontrollably, and follow by sleep.

BEST REASON NOT TO WALK OUT: You're asleep.

BEST WAY TO GET FREE POPCORN: Stay awake and steal the guy's who's asleep next to you.

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